Luke Wenke mailed this two-page letter (Document #86) to the Buffalo, New York-based judge overseeing his federal cyberstalking case and post-release supervision from the Cattaraugus County Jail in October 2023.
USA v. Wenke – 1:22-cr-00035
Document #86 – Filed October 25th, 2023
USA v. Luke Wenke – Document #86 – Letter
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“Dear John,
I have been face to face with Carl Paladino alone in his office July 2019. I was one of George Borrello’s top donors as late as 2021 before this mess happened to me. David DiPietro and I sat at the bagel and cream cheese diner by his East Aurora house May 2019 and talked about things like Ron Paul and Upstate NY statehood. The mother to the former owner of Salamanca Napoli’s Pizza, Helen [illegible], told me when I worked there in 2011 that I was ‘too honest for my own good.’ You also know thanks to another letter I sent you that we came from a lifetime of facing my village level judge of a grandmother Carolyn Giardini.
John Sinatra you don’t get to tell me I don’t know how to live and work with people around me, so I am going to get us off to a positive headstart for October 26th by doing my best to prove you wrong [illegible] letter. When I got back home from Allenwood March 31st, one of many things I did except get all teary eyed when I saw that Benjamin got 48 months and told myself wow I would have shut up and waited had I known that, I also looked you up. You are in your 50s and you don’t have a significant other on your Wikipedia. Did I make fun of you? No, I said wow he’s in the same boat I am. Wow, Covid probably hijacked his social life like it did to the rest of us. So here’s what I’m going to do to start off my ‘proving John Sinatra wrong’ experiment.
My mother Janet McCaul is in that picture of me, her, and George Borrello you see in my court files. She is a piano teacher, SUNY graduate (Fredonia) Masters degree. Use your nieces, nephews, and other younger relatives’ music lessons needs to give yourself an excuse to go see her in Salamanca. We were supposed to go to George’s fundraiser in June, too bad off to Chautauqua County Jail with me so I could get diagnosed with borderline personality traits. The St. Cecilia portrait I got for her in 2021 watches over her piano room. That is her house and guys go after her for her money, not the other way around. 716-***-****. Ask her about her cousin Angela Giardini Nelson, she’s a major force organizing events at St. Bonaventure University Angela’s husband Tom beats her too often, go fix that problem.
My 71 year old grandmother Cindy Nye Wenke hasn’t been married to my grandfather since 2005 and she always did look young for her age. Use her seamstress business available at 716-***-**** as an excuse to perfect your judge gown and take her shopping at her ex-boyfriend Greg DiCola’s Olean store Armond’s Fashion For Men and demand he lower his prices to your liking. Do well with all of the three of them and maybe next we’ll get my 80 year old junkyard millionaire cousin Bob Giardini (NY state troopers had to talk…”
Side Note in Margin: “Angela’s sister Valerie was once a corrections officer at this very jail I’m at, Valerie is two years older than me, I don’t know her relationship situation these days so ask about her too.”
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“…to him while I was at Chautauqua County Jail because he took a back hoe to his neighbor) to introduce you to his recently college graduated granddaughters. Ok so I did my best there trying to prove this ‘Luke doesn’t work well with people around him’ accusation wrong in terms of personal stuff, not financial stuff. On August 10th when I left jail, my father Kevin Wenke got a tour of a Sinatra rental property in Buffalo and now he rents it. 407-***-****, make sure his University of Tennessee MBA is put to good use and he does Sinatra family business paperwork in case he needs to make a deal with you guys if he falls behind in rent. He DOES have a lot of debt, my grandfather had to buy him a new car last year while I was at Allenwood and then he sold the car he got for free because who knows why.
Oakley sunglasses stock in the spring before summer, North Face winter jacket stock in the fall right before snow. Go profit off stock speculation all you need. The minimum wage in Brazil is $258 USD per month, way lower than China’s. Why can’t Sinatras make everything for sale at Walmart cheaper in Brazil? Why can’t Donald Trump Judge John Sinatra look into every last Prohibition bootlegging era conspiracy entrapment that happened and get them posthumously overturned? Go put on a pinstripe suit, put a shiny ring on every finger, take a picture and put it on your book entitled ‘Mafia Judge’ and go talk about it on Bill Maher’s show. Those things are just as overturn-able in front of the US Supreme Court as mine is — June 2023, a Colorado guy who did 4.5 years starting in 2014 got overturned on grounds of ‘raising the bar for free speech’, July 2023 someone who screamed way too hard at an elections official in a different state over email got overturned. Do it to mine, produce a wrongful incarceration check for every day I did like this, and donate every dollar to any charitable cause because I don’t need the money. I just helped you with business matters big time.
I am not a public safety threat. A few weeks before this little stunt happened, Matt Zenger can gladly testify to Katie trying to get me arrested by lying to police saying I was using my license plates that were legally turned in over a year ago by her house. Marianne Mariano should be prepared with those facts too. I know Brett nor Katie will admit guilt in court on October 26th, I expect one big I Plead The Fifth Palooza from those guys. Matt Zenger lied to me when he said ‘Come to Buffalo for a UA test’ and then boom jail. Making false statements in court gets us a Class A misdemeanor and Helen [illegible] said I’m too honest for my own good, remember?
Brett and Lauren have two other younger sons they homeschool, they need to teach them cursive rather than holding ‘Luke Wenke handwriting plagiarism 101’ as I presume they do. Court documented evidence of all of them [illegible] my handwriting for a while now, they won’t be admitting guilt to any of my accusations Marianne Mariano knows about. I know you see the heartbreak that drags on and on with mine and Benjamin’s forced separation, might as well put him on the FedJet, fly him here, and marry us in handcuffs in front of you to save the extraordinary ‘Freedom to Assemble’ violation taking place not letting me and him talk things out like adults.
I am in touch with Rob Yates with the North Carolina Libertarian Party again, that helps. Also I don’t recall Lauren specifically being in my ‘don’t contact’ paperwork nor do I know the emotional relationship status between her and Brett, last I know Brett and Lauren had issues. Katie, who I’ve known for 13 years, can explain. Looking forward to talking. -Luke Wenke”